that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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