no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
My pussy is not your playground.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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