i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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