That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Randomize
