We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
All I want is dick and wine.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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