I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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