Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
In America we eat man semen.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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