I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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