ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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