yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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