# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
You pole danced in your parka.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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