The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
It's not a walk of shame if you run
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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