it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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