never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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