i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Randomize
