So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
from now on my penis is your penis
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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