so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
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