Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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