i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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