but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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