My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Randomize
