GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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