so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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