Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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