You surviving the open bar?
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this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
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