I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
