420 ftw
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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