I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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