Im at strip club and am horny
I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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