your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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