ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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