I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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