Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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