i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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