I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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