Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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