Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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