I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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