are you still at the devil's house?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
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