1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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