she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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