covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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