let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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