My hand turned me down
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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