well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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