thus making me awesome and them whores
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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