So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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