Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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