belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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