There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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