i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
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