I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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