ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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